The Real Conspiracy Against the Palestinians

This via Haaretz:

Palestinians abandoned a quest to build the world's longest sandwich on Wednesday after health officials told them their 750-metre construction risked rotting in the West Bank summer sun.

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"We were planning to add the mortadella and stuffing at the last minute to rule out any possibility of rotting," chef Ahmed Nazzal told Reuters. "There must be a conspiracy against us by other competitors."

UPDATE: This marks the first time I beat little green footballs to a piece of Mid East news. Blogosphere notoriety cannot be too far behind.